Thanksgiving. My least favorite holiday of the fucking year. I have 4 whores booked for next week and all I could think of all day was that they were all stuffing their faces with mashed potatoes all fucking day long. These fucking pigs have no self control. I bet they didn’t even think about my shoot for one second today. As they were shoveling pie into their gaping holes, I’m sure they never considered the impact on MY CAREER their gluttony was having. Whatever fatties. I’ll survive without your help!

I considered my appearance today during dinner. All I ate today was 4 ounces of brussel sprouts. 4 ounces of turkey (white meat) and some salad greens. I washed it all down with about a gallon of water. I try to set a good example for these dumb whores but it doesn’t seem to work. I also spent an hour on the bike this morning too.

I am thankful for a few things this year.

I’m thankful for my good business sense.

I’m thankful for my good looks.

I’m thankful for being able to meet the needs of all the people that count on me every day. I never let anyone down.

I’m thankful for all the cool shit I’ve been able to buy because I know my shit.

I’m thankful for being able to change the lives of all the lowly whores that come into my life.

I’m thankful for being such a great fuck that women throw themselves at me once I’ve fucked them.

I’m grateful that I’m not Nick Manning.

Jack

Here’s more on that awful shoot with the skinny and stupid Antonia.

The dummy sends her obese bf on an errand to get cigarettes for them. Once he leaves, I start the interview. You would have thought I was asking this foolish fuck trivia questions the way she struggled to answer simple questions about HER OWN LIFE! I had to stop several times to let her know just how fucking serious this was becoming. Someone was about to get hurt. Finally I finish with the interview and bring out our male talent for the scene. He literally takes one look at her and turns to me and says “Nope.” I ask him what he’s getting at and he says “Jack, I don’t care if you never hire me again because of this but I am not fucking this scarecrow looking hag. I will not do it.” What do I say to that? How can I argue with it? I wouldn’t fuck the horrible beast. I just said “Fine, get the fuck out of here. Get out of my site before I knock out a few of your teeth. I’ll call you next week.” Then I turn to Antonia the atrocity and say “Look waht you’ve done with your ugliness. Now what do I do? Nobody wants to fuck you! I HATE YOU!!!!!”

To make matters worse, I was down to my last 4 Xanax. I took them and tried to calm down. Finally Fatty Arbuckle returned with their cancer sticks. Just then Antonia pipes up. “Can’t my bf fuck me?” I was shocked. I had never considered that someone as fat and gross as her bf would actually be able to perform sexually. I thought it over and said “Ok. We’ll give it a shot. It won’t be very hot but we might be able to sell it people into watching freaks fuck. it’ll be a novelty shoot.”Then her bf starts to say “Jack, I’ll totally-” “Dude, seriously. Shut up. I don’t want to hear a word out of your fat face. Here’s THE DEAL. You fuck her the way I tell you. Do not improvise. Do not do a fucking thing that I don’t tell you to do. If you fuck this up, she doesn’t get paid. Do you understand, Jabba?” He just nodded and we got ready to go.

The sex was a fucking disaster. Just a sad sad display. This fucking dude, was built like a mound of horse shit. When he takes down his pants to get going, he is wearing underpants that looked like they were unearthed in King Tut’s tomb. Those tattered drawers only distracted everyone from the real obvious issue with him for a moment. This fucking idiot’s cock was seriously 3″ long when erect. He couldn’t even fuck this skinny whore in most positions because either his tiny cock wouldn’t reach or his fat fucking stomach would get in the way. Watching him fuck was like watching a guy with no arms try to pat himself on the back. Frustrating and sad.

We got the bare minimum of footage and then I pleaded with them to get dressed and get the fuck out of there. I wish there was a way to erase that horrific display from my mind. Since there isn’t, I’ll just move on to the next whore like the professional that I am.

Jack

Ok, so this scrawny whore shows up for her shoot a couple of weeks ago. Iknow immediately that she is going to be nothing but trouble when the first thing out of her dumb mouth is

scrawny whore:”Can I have $10 up front so that me and my boyfriend can get cigarettes.”

Me:”absolutely not. You get paid at the conclusion of the shoot.”

Scrawny whore: “I don’t think I’ll be able to do the shoot if I can’t get cigarettes.”

Me: “See ya!”

She just stands there staring at me.

Me: “Listen, dummy. You don’t have $10 for smokes and you think you’re going to make me believe you are going to walk away from this shoot and not get paid a dime? You’re as dumb as you are ugly.”

Scrawny whore: “I just wanted to get some cigarettes so I can relax.”

Me: “I shouldn’t do this just out of spite because of your dumb game playing. I’m a decent person so I’ll make you this generous offer. How much are you getting for today’s shoot?”

Scrawny whore: “You said I’d get $135 for the scene.”

Me: “Ok, here’s what I’m going to do. I’ll give you the $10 now for your smokes but I’m only going to pay you $100 for the scene. Does that sound fair?”

Scrawny whore: “NO! No it doesn’t sound fair at all.”

Me: “That’s because it’s not. But that’s neither here nor there. That’s the deal. You can have $135 in 3 hours or you can have $10 now and $90 in 3 hours. Up to you. How badly do you need a smoke?”

Scrawny whore: “fine. ok. fuck it! I’ll take the $10 now.”

I pay the whore the $10 just as her fat fucking load of a boyfriend finally drags his fat fucking body up the stairs and into the room.

She hands him the $10 and tells him to go to the store and get them cigarettes. You can totally see it register on his face the fact that he now has to WALK all the way down the stairs and to the store. It’s almost a 3 minute walk for a human. For this bag of shit, it would probably take a half hour. That’s not including time for him to stop on the way and eat a stray cat or dog that crosses his path. Pathetic fucking pig.

Anyway, that’s just the first 5 minutes of Skeletor’s arrival. I’ll get back to you tomorrowor monday and fill you in on the rest of the day. It seriously became a nightmare.

Out!

jack

This is Antonia who I renamed Cunty because of her attitude. She’s a moronic whore that I shot a few weeks ago. I finally got around to looking at the pictures from the shoot this morning. This is what I was rewarded with. Great. This whore is already pretty beat and yet she feels the need to ensure that nobody will buy this scene by having facial expressions like this in half the shots. In the industry these shots are called “Pretty girls” not “living dead girls.”

I have a shitload to do today trying to line stuff up for the weekend. I want to try to shoot some of these whores before they get all fat on turkey and mashed potatoes next week. I’ll fill you jerks in later on the shoot with Cunty. You think she is a fucking load wait til you see her boyfriend who did the shoot with her. He makes Ron Jeremy look fit. Terrible. They are just two desperate unattractive people clumsily fucking their way through life.

Jack

I’m not really the sentimental type when it comes to people biting the dust but I want to take a moment today to recognize The late Buck Adams, who croaked last week. Buck was the man. For many reasons. His ability to fuck was not one of them. He was a marginal performer at best. When he’d pull out to bust a nut on some dead-eyed whore, it was like watching a naked hobo try to milk 2 drops of venom from a baby cobra. It HURT to watch this dude pull one out. When I heard that he shit the bed, I was sure it was because he finally yanked his cock clear off and bled to death.

Why he IS (was) THE MAN, is because of what he was able to do with his life. Here is an average looking dude that can’t fuck that well that was able to GET PAID to fuck the hottest whores of the 80’s, 90’s and even up to the present he was still banging out halfway decent pigs. Another reason is because of HOW he got into the business. His skanky (horse-faced) sister Amber Lynn brought him into the business. His SISTER gave him the opportunity to fuck whores for a living. How sweet is that?

The main reason he is (was) the man was how he lived his life. All he ever did was get paid to fuck bitches, drink, smoke and do drugs AND live to be 52 fucking years old! People may say he that’s young. Fuck those people. Buck Adams did not get cheated. He cheated God out of making him live out the later part of his life unable to do any of the AWESOME things he loved to do. Would Buck have really wanted to be 85 years old, living in assisted living, broke, unable to fuck and get loaded? I doubt it. That fucker squeezed every drop out of life. He packed 85 years of living into 52 years. Let’s see any of you pussies do that!

As a tribute to the legend Buck Adams, I, Jack Hate intend to stay drunk from Friday at 10AM until Monday AM. At various times during the weekend, I will have luke warm sex with several women.

You live with the angels now, Buck.

jack

Or a whore that is just dead inside. Doesn’t matter to me either way.

Meet the oldest Russian whore in excistance Kissa KuntStinko. This beat pig was once a stripper now currently whores herself out as a “Model.”In here case, that is like leaving your job as CEO of a Fortune 500 company to be a contestant on “The Price is Right. ” At least strip clubs are dark. I should have shot this sloppy whore with the lights out too. She may have had the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen on a woman. They looked like her tattoo artist applied them with a paintball gun. Atrocious. She also had fake tits that looked as though she put them in during the car ride to the shoot. I was worried when I saw a picture of them. In real life they looked like someone slid two soup bowls under her skin and weren’t really particular about where they ended up. Her face was nothing to write home about either. Her eyes looked as though she hadn’t slept since the discovery of meth amphetamine. Her skin had the color of coffee ice cream and the texture of a roof shingle. She also kinda smelled like cabbage. Not my favorite model at all.

Kissa the cunt had a few attributes I liked though. She had the ability to take herself to a “Happy place” while i was fucking her up. I love that shit. Just seeing the whore tune out. That’s the shit that gets Jack Hate out of bed in the morning. I auditioned some new dude with her. The guy’s name is Frank or some shit. I renamed him Grizzly because he is a hairy motherfucker. He did ok. He kind of got caught up in the moment and started making fun of dumb Kissa. Who could blame him. To his credit he ignored all the bad things about her and actually tit fucked that beat whore and nutted all over the dumb look on her face. I’ll give him another shot to see if he can actually handle the job. The knucklehead actually brought his girlfriend to the shoot with him. She was a little freaked out to see the kind of stuff in real life but she made it to the end of the shoot without running out. Maybe Grizz will convince her that a career in porn is just the thing she needs! OK that’s it for now.

Out!

Jack

Tune in Monday for all the details if this whore actually shows up. This broad could be interesting. She says she’s 30 which means she’s probably 37 in real life. She has fake tits that look like she had them installed by a blind cobbler. They are pretty big though. i really hope she isn’t a frustrating bitch. I need a nice relaxing Friday.

I may update from the shoot later if I have time.

Later Jerks!

Jack

As you all know by now, I had some shit go down recently. Tough fucking times, but I managed to survive. I learned a lot. Especially who my friends were and weren’t. A good example of a friend would be Jimmy. He would call and see how things were going. He’d also occasionally try to borrow money or ask if I had any spare whores around. But he would always ask how i was doing before trying to scam me out of shit. THAT is a real friend.

An example of a fair weather friend would be “My buddy” That has the blog “EatADump.com. We have been internet friends for awhile. We write back and forth a bit. Nothing too much. Now, when I was away working on the issues that presented themselves to me, did I hear from this JERK? Nope! Not a fucking word. Would it have been nice to just get one email saying “Hey Jack, word on the street is that you’re going through some shit. Anything I can do?” Instead I get NOTHING! WHAT THE FUCK? YOU FUCKING JERK!!!!!!!!!

Fast forward to a couple of days ago. “Hey man, I see that your site is back up and running. Can you plug my new movie?” Huh? I must have missed the part where he wrote “Glad to have you back” or “PLEASE plug my movie” Granted this dude does some good work. BUT do I indulge him and plug his new movie? Yes, I will. You know why? Because I’m ABOVE all the bullshit. I’m a better friend! I just let the shit roll off my back. No big deal. I’m Mr. NO DRAMA. I just get over shit and look to the forward. Not the past. So…

Here’s your FUCKING PLUG, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

 Everyone please run out and buy this DVD. Never in the history of pornography has someone done something so innovative, so captivating, so earth shattering! From the creative genius, Shameless comes the groundbreaking video “Shameless Amateurs.” What kind of great mind thinks up the concept of hiring amateur whores and paying them to masturbate on video? Shameless, that’s who! I, for one cannot wait to see what he comes up with next! Maybe he’ll hire whores to fuck on video! Bow down to Shameless, the greatest pornographer that ever lived!

 How’s that for a plug, you fucking douchebag!

Jack

Guess who didn’t like being featured on my (tremendously popular) blog yesterday? Bobbi the boob. I was shocked that the dumb bitch could actually read or operate a computer. The dummy could barely operate her skanky snapper. She called me this morning asking me to remove the posting. Yeah ok. I’ll get right on that. She feels quite a bit tougher over the phone than she was in person. She tells me that “you’ll be sorry” if I continue to post shit about her. Fuck that bullshit. I told her that if she had a problem we could settle it with our fists LIKE  ADULTS. She wasn’t so tough anymore. All of a sudden her tone changes and she starts making excuses “I’m a girl. blah blah blah” Whatever. You want to start talking shit, get ready to back it up. End of story. Now, I rarely hit women. Even more rarely will I hit them with my full strength behind the punch or kick. I understand that they need the playing field leveled a bit. I’m more than willing to do that. I will not stand for a whore to talk shit though. I just lose it. I can’t help myself. I’ll go all OJ Simpson on the whore. I think most of you can agree that my behaviour is justified in instances like that. So, fuck her and her stupid demand that I take down that post.

In other news. I have a full weekend of shooting coming up. I had even more whores lined up but the idiot strippers I had planned on shooting on Saturday flaked (as strippers are apt to do.) Hopefully they’ll spend their Saturday getting groped by drunk frat boys with no money at the shithole club they work in. They were both semi beat anyway. One had a great set of tits though. Just enough to distract a viewer from her busted mug. The other one looked like she is on the opposite of a hunger strike. How can you be a stripper and be that fat? I was hoping that when I hired them, I’d be able to shoot the fat one from an angle that was more flattering. Like maybe through a brick wall. Oh well. No loss. Gimme a call when you learn responsibility and you lose 50lbs you fat fuck.

I’ll keep you updated on this weekends shoots. That is if any of these pigs show up.

Out!

Jack 

Meet Bobbi. She’s an idiot. I shot her a couple of weeks ago after she answered one of my ads. 35 minutes into the shoot I was considering switching from a camera to a handgun. What an annoying whore. There was absolutely nothing that was easy enough for her to do without 5 minutes of direction. See the example above.

When I was taking this picture this dummy apparently thought I said “Hey, collapse on the couch like you just worked a doube waiting tables at Denny’s.” Seriously? Who the fuck thinks that is sexy? Is that pose really that complicated that you can’t seem to grasp “lay down on the couch?” She looks as though she was dumped onto the couch from a trash can. This wretched cunt’s only saving grace was that she was a complete fucking pig with no boundaries. This skank would have done a donkey show for $80 if I could have found a donkey with low enough standards to fuck her. We did put her tolerance through the test though. The dude we had fucking her knocked her stupid ass around like she owed him money. He was slapping her across the face so hard that at one point I thought a tooth was going to come flying out of her mouth. That would have been awesome. He also choked her a few times til she turned the purple. I liked it. She didn’t. The scene was exactly what I was hoping it would be. Unenjoyable for her. I don’t think she’ll be back. Whatever though, there are plenty more loser whores to break into the biz.

Out!

Jack