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The Frozen Fool

January 19th, 2009 at 6:09 pm » Comments (3)

This fucking weather is kicking the fucking shit out of me lately. Not only that but it has totally fucked with my routine. I was one a nice streak with whores showing up for shoots and even being somewhat prepared (well, as much as these retarded cum dumpster can be.) I started shooting in a [...]



Yucky Whores

January 9th, 2009 at 8:24 pm » Comments (5)

 
There has been some talk recently on some of the porn boards about me being a member of the Facial Abuse crew. I want to clear that shit up right the fuck now. I’m not. I will never shoot for facialabuse. Not because it isn’t fucking awesome. It definitely is. I just don’t want some [...]



Stalker Gone Wild

January 5th, 2009 at 8:42 pm » Comments (2)

Shit finally came to a head yesterday with the whore that’s been following me around and showering me with gifts. I don’t mind the gifts (and I told her that)but the stalking has to stop! Yesterday was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I’m getting ready to leave my parking lot to go to [...]



Happy New Years to me!

January 1st, 2009 at 2:07 pm » Comments (2)

I had an awesome New Years eve. I hope some of you did too. Those of you that I like. The rest of you, I couldn’t give a fuck less how your New Years was. Last night 3 good things happened to me.
1- I saw a broad fall down some stairs.
2- I may have ended a [...]



Dumb Whore judges others without a hint of irony

December 27th, 2008 at 12:40 pm » Comments (0)

Hey Kathy Willets, shut your stupid fucking maw. Nobody gives a fuck what an ancient whore thinks about the state of porn or anything else for that matter. The only words coming out of her penis receptacle should be “Put it on the dresser” and “Which hole first?” Nothing else.
To fill everyone in. The grotesque [...]



Merry Crapmas!

December 27th, 2008 at 12:13 am » Comments (0)

I am so fucking bullshit right now that I can barely type. I got totally fucking ripped off on Christmas. I didn’t get nearly the amount of shit I wanted or expected. I’m a decent fucking dude. I’m good to people all year long and ONE FUCKING DAY out of the year I would like [...]



White men CAN jump

December 23rd, 2008 at 1:36 pm » Comments (1)

 
It’s hard to get my running in with all the snow and shit outside here on the east coast. I started playing in a pickup basketball league at a gym near my house to make up for it. I need to get some running around in every day or I go fucking nuts. Last night [...]



Whores whores everywhere

December 22nd, 2008 at 4:13 pm » Comments (0)

 
I’ve had another nice little vacation. This time there were no legal issues. I’ve just been busy with a ton of new shit. I’m shooting like a motherfucker and the shit is OUTSTANDING (As you would expect.) The whores are crawling out of the wood work to shoot for pennies on the dollar because the [...]



Happy Jack

December 1st, 2008 at 10:56 am » Comments (6)

I have a big week. A very big week. I have 4 whores booked for scenes. I’m gearing myself up for only 2 of them to show up. That way I’m not too bullshit when the whores inevitably flake. It’ll happen. I’m ready for it. Like I’m ready for anything.
Whores are not why this is [...]



Thanksgiving turkeys

November 28th, 2008 at 6:32 am » Comments (0)

 
Thanksgiving. My least favorite holiday of the fucking year. I have 4 whores booked for next week and all I could think of all day was that they were all stuffing their faces with mashed potatoes all fucking day long. These fucking pigs have no self control. I bet they didn’t even think about my [...]



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