It’s hard to get my running in with all the snow and shit outside here on the east coast. I started playing in a pickup basketball league at a gym near my house to make up for it. I need to get some running around in every day or I go fucking nuts. Last night was a blast. There weren’t enough people for a full court game so we played a round robin one on one tournament. I breezed through my first 2 games. My style is to just hack and hack and hack until the other dude just fucking loses his shit. Basketball like anything else competitive is mostly mental. I don’t give a fuck. I get in the heads of these fucking jerks and end up on top. Anyhow, the last opponent I had to win the tourney was this dude Marcus. He’s a blackguy. Probably no job or anything going for him except hoops. The guy had about 4 inches on me but I could tell right away that he was soft and I’d kick his fucking ass. Before the game he extends his hand for me to shake and says “Good luck, man.” I just slapped it away. “I don’t need any luck against you, BOY.” The dude is already starting to get hot. We might as well have just called the game off after that. So .. the game is close for the first 20 minutes or so. We’re tied 9-9 (game to 11 and you have to win by 2) but this dude is BEAT the fuck up. I checked and shoved and elbowed this guy all night. The other dudes in the tourney were all yelling at me and shit. What do I care? They can yell all they want in loser alley. So, it’s 9-9 and Marcus goes up for a hook shot under the glass when I “Accidentally” take his legs out from under him. He hits the floor like a ton of bricks. I scoop up the ball, clear it and go in for an easy lay-up. He’s still laying on the floor. Apparrently the big fucking pussy hit his head on the floor when he fell. I stood over him and started taunting him to get up and finish. Just then I feel someone come up and push me from behind (like a fucking coward.) It turns out it was his daughter. She was about 10 years old or so. I guess she was pissed off because her dad failed at something else in front of her. I told her “Listen up. Do not EVER fucking touch me again or I’ll kick your ass the way I did your old man’s ass!” and just like that. LIke father like daughter. SHE starts crying and whining. Fucking losers. Now get this. Everyone in the place turns on ME! Like it’s my fault. SHE attacked ME! Long story short, I was escorted out of the gym (victoriously) and told I’m not welcome back to their faggy game. I don’t really give a fuck. I know there’s isn’t the only game in town.

Unrelated but did any of you fucks see the cowboys fall apart against Baltimore. I hate Dallas so in some ways it was a pleasure to watch. I was hoping for Terrel Owens to get his ass broken by Ed Reed on some crossing pattern but didn’t happen. I fucking hate that piece of shit. Always whining about something that got fucked up but never takes responsibility for anything himself. I bet even Jerry  Jones can’t stand him. Tony Romo also sucks for a number of reasons. BTW, I don’t care if he is banging Jessica Simpson or not. I think he’s a fruit. That dude definitely eats corn the long way. I bet he plays football just so he can shower with other men. Fuck him.

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Jack