I’m back. Not that any of you fucks missed me enough to even ask where I was. THANKS A LOT YOU FUCKING JERKS! I certainly don’t feel like i owe anyone an explaination but I’ll fill you in anyway. Some of you know that I have had occasional run-ins with the law. Recently I was unjustly accused of punching some fucking ASSHOLE in the face (deservedly so) at a bar that I go to on occasion. Without admitting anything I will say that Yes I punched the fucking pussy in his stupid grill. AND yes I had been drinking and on a few pills. BUT this fucking clown was asking for it. No need to get into the details of me kicking him in his face while he was on the ground unconcious but I’ll tell you this much, That fucking jerk is going to say “excuse me” to the next guy he bumps into!

As part of the resolution of my case, I needed to agree to some barbaric conditions in order to avoid jail time. I had to submit to drug testing for 1 month. Totally unreasonable. Luckily I know of some decent masking agents to get around this BULLSHIT! I also had to go to an anger management type class. Ridiculous. That class pissed me off more than the dude I sucker punched. I bit my tongue and got through it though. Twice a week for 2 hours. It felt like it would never end. I had to repeat one of the classes because I “threw a chair”, which is totally misleading. I actually just tossed it lightly it at this chick that just wouldn’t shut her stupid mouth no matter how much I glared at her. I did manage to finish the class though. The last condition was writing an apology to the guy I beat up. This was the easiest part. I just paid a whore I know to write some shit up. Done done and done.

FREEDOM!

While all this shit was going down, I also had some other more serious shit in the works. I signed a deal with a pretty big company that wanted to put out my awesome work. The site will basically feature me shooting amateur whores and initiating them into the industry. I’ve already begun shooting and the results are terrible. Well, my part is fantastic. Of course, I can’t count on anyone else to keep up their end of the bargain. Everyone from my cameraman (idiotboy) Jimmy to the retarded whores that can’t even remember to bring their fucking shoes to the shoot seem to be against me. Somehow I manage to make it work though. I’ll be posting reports on here as well as updating you on all this new shit. I’ll let you all know when the site launches and all that good shit.

Lastly, I still think Nick Manning should hang himself.

Out!

Jack