Thanksgiving. My least favorite holiday of the fucking year. I have 4 whores booked for next week and all I could think of all day was that they were all stuffing their faces with mashed potatoes all fucking day long. These fucking pigs have no self control. I bet they didn’t even think about my [...]

Here’s more on that awful shoot with the skinny and stupid Antonia.
The dummy sends her obese bf on an errand to get cigarettes for them. Once he leaves, I start the interview. You would have thought I was asking this foolish fuck trivia questions the way she struggled to answer simple questions about HER OWN [...]

Ok, so this scrawny whore shows up for her shoot a couple of weeks ago. Iknow immediately that she is going to be nothing but trouble when the first thing out of her dumb mouth is
scrawny whore:”Can I have $10 up front so that me and my boyfriend can get cigarettes.”
Me:”absolutely not. You get paid [...]

This is Antonia who I renamed Cunty because of her attitude. She’s a moronic whore that I shot a few weeks ago. I finally got around to looking at the pictures from the shoot this morning. This is what I was rewarded with. Great. This whore is already pretty beat and yet she feels the [...]

I’m not really the sentimental type when it comes to people biting the dust but I want to take a moment today to recognize The late Buck Adams, who croaked last week. Buck was the man. For many reasons. His ability to fuck was not one of them. He was a marginal performer at best. When [...]

Or a whore that is just dead inside. Doesn’t matter to me either way.

Meet the oldest Russian whore in excistance Kissa KuntStinko. This beat pig was once a stripper now currently whores herself out as a “Model.”In here case, that is like leaving your job as CEO of a Fortune 500 company to be a contestant on [...]

Tune in Monday for all the details if this whore actually shows up. This broad could be interesting. She says she’s 30 which means she’s probably 37 in real life. She has fake tits that look like she had them installed by a blind cobbler. They are pretty big though. i really hope she isn’t a [...]

As you all know by now, I had some shit go down recently. Tough fucking times, but I managed to survive. I learned a lot. Especially who my friends were and weren’t. A good example of a friend would be Jimmy. He would call and see how things were going. He’d also occasionally try to [...]

 
Guess who didn’t like being featured on my (tremendously popular) blog yesterday? Bobbi the boob. I was shocked that the dumb bitch could actually read or operate a computer. The dummy could barely operate her skanky snapper. She called me this morning asking me to remove the posting. Yeah ok. I’ll get right on that. [...]

Meet Bobbi. She’s an idiot. I shot her a couple of weeks ago after she answered one of my ads. 35 minutes into the shoot I was considering switching from a camera to a handgun. What an annoying whore. There was absolutely nothing that was easy enough for her to do without 5 minutes of [...]