Good fucking God.
I just read the following on XXXPornTalk.Com
This Wednesday World Renowned Director Jim Powers will be shooting his most romantic movie yet, as Ami Emerson will dine on a 70 man cum omelet. Powers, fresh off his win for producing the couple scene of the year at the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards aid, “I feel inspired to produce something every couple in love should be able to watch together. What better way to spend a romantic night than cuddling on the couch, watching a sweet young girl, eating a 70 man cum omelet.”
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Powers went on a nation wide search to find one man sick and twisted enough to be the chef to cook all the cum. He realized there was only one man out there who us up to the task, “Porno” Dan Leal. Leal stated, “I am truly honored to be given the task of cooking the cum. Guys please come on down and drop a load for this record breaking effort. It’s a great way to make a quick buck, plus I am going to be casting for some new reality sites. This could be your big chance to break into porn.”
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I cannot take another fucking second of this Porno Dan retard. Is there nothing you won’t do for attention? I’ve been meaning to write about how much I fucking loathe you since your birthday party and Sexopolis attention whoring threads on XXXPornTalk. That’s not to say I started hating you then. My hate goes back much further than that. Christ, you are an annoying fucking tool. Please take your ridiculous act elsewhere. It’s been great laughing at you over the years but I think it’s time to move on to someone new. Now you are no longer someone to ridicule for fun, now you’re just making people mad.
I have to address your involvement in hetero porn as it seems like an odd fit for someone as fruity as you. Watching you fuck broads is as out of place as Stephen Hawking auditioning for Dancing With The Stars. What I’m trying to say is … you look like a pickle smoocher. Totally. I mean seriously. Everyone thinks it. Has anyone actually mentioned it to you? Dude, I have fabric softener that is rougher around the edges than you are. Now this cooking the omelette thing. WTF? Nothing slightly gay about standing over a hot stove with a pan full of jizz cooking in front of you? I assume you’ll be wearing an apron to hide your erection. I can totally see you tasting it for seasoning and people gagging while you respond “What’s the big deal? It’s just cum!” I’m seriously disgusted by you.
In addition to what I mention previously, I also hate everything else about you. Specifically, your phony life of the party persona. Your “I love women” schtick. Dan, you love women so much because you practically are one! BTW, you are not an overgrown frat boy. I’m sure the closest you’ve come to being a frat boy was jacking off thinking about frat boys.
Also, your hair is stupid.
Lastly, So is your dumb domain “TheLittlePenisThatCould” it really should be TheLittlePenisThatNeedsAttention”. Get some help, fuckface.
Jack
You know what I might hate more than the fucking pussy piece of shit that thought of this? The fucking slut thats slutty enough to eat that omelet.
Come on Jack, you could have atleast mentioned the dumbass, broke, desperate, rock bottom self esteem whore that may actually do this for something as petty as a little cash to buy her new textbooks. I’m rather disappointed it wasn’t mentioned.
You are correct. I did neglect that detail. The whore is obviously bottom of the barrel trash. That certianly is not in dispute. Although I do take issue with your assumption she’ll be spending the money on textbooks. Textbooks hollowed out and filled with meth maybe.
I did feel that the issue of the day was not really a whore degrading herself for cash. That shit happens every minute of every day (Thank goodness). The real issue was the “straight guy” preparing this jizz entre. How much attention does a person really fucking need that they have to do that? Especially someone that passes himself off as an industry professional.
Having said that, your issue is noted and I will not forget to slam the whores no matter their involvement next time.
Out!
Jack
I’m still laughing, even after i’ve registered to comment.