The dark haired cunt that I met at 8 Minute Dating’s name was Angel. She turned out to be anything but. Here’s the deal. I call the her up on Thursday and tell her that we’re going out on Friday. She starts playing it off like she has some “other” plans already. I tell her [...]

What a fucking week. As you could probably tell, I didn’t have much time to update the blog this past week. I barely found the time to call out that fucking creepy omelette cooking weirdo Porn Dan. I could not let that fucking faggy shit pass without commenting. Anyhow, I have a lot of shit [...]

Porno Dan. You Suck.

 
Good fucking God.
I just read the following on XXXPornTalk.Com
This Wednesday World Renowned Director Jim Powers will be shooting his most romantic movie yet, as Ami Emerson will dine on a 70 man cum omelet. Powers, fresh off his win for producing the couple scene of the year at the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset [...]