I just read a post on my buddy PornAddict’s page about The highly overrated Tera Patrick. His rant included an interview that she did for blackbookmag.com. I’ve never read an interview that made me hate someone as much as I hate that idiotic cunt right now. Her answers were so dumb that I have to imagine that her pea-brained suitcase pimp/poorly tattooed/horrible musician/instantly unlikable/wannabe tough guy boyfriend Evan Seinfeld had to be feeding her the answers. At one point in her career suicide attempt of an interview, she notes that she is a more famous mainstream presence than Jenna Jameson. Huh? Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m no Jenna fan, especially after she got hit in the face with that hand grenade(or whatever happened to her god awful mug), but for Tera Patrick to claim she is better well known outside of porn is ridiculous. She may be better known by shitty bands and their dumb tattoo artist friends. What other stupid statements are going to be coming out of the Patrick/Seinfeld camp? A press release saying that Seinfeld has had a bigger impact musically with his obnoxiously crappy band The Spyderz than The Beatles ever had? Can you stand how fucking awful even the NAME of the band is. Spyderz with A FUCKING Z. What are you guys in the fucking 8th grade? What an emabarrassment.

I think the thing that stood out most for me in this horrible interview was how self important this jizz guzzler is. “I make money using my brain” huh? Interesting. What surgeon transplanted your brain from your head to your overworked cunt? Did he shove a little bit of your cerebellum down your jizz pipe too? You are a filthy fucking whore, and THAT is how you make your money. You are no different or better than a craigslist whore. I don’t care how many times you are on the cover of FHM. You are not on there because you are a brainiac. You are on there because you are famous for letting people make you sticky with their DNA. Jesus Christ, you make me fucking ill. You do understand the difference between getting a dumb award from AVN and getting a diploma from Harvard, don’t you?

 In closing. You and your loser boyfriend fucking suck. You add nothing to society. Please go away.

Hatefully,

Jack