A while back I’m in Atlantic City tearing up the craps tables, drinking booze like it was water and not worrying about dealing with whores. All of a sudden my cell phone blows up. It’s one of my best friends from NYC. He’s shooting in AC and we had planned on meeting up later for drinks.
My best buddy: “Jack, I’m in the shit. I need some help.”
Me: “That’s your problem, Pal.”
So, I hang up and get back to my game. Things are staying steady. I’m up about $800. Not killing them but doing ok. Then my buddy shows up at the table and starts blabbering something about his kid and a hospital or something. I tell him to get to the point.
My best buddy: “I have to get back to the city because of an emergency. The problem is that I have a model coming over for a shoot in a half hour. Can you shoot her for me? I’m really kind of fucked if I don’t get this scene tonight.”
Me: “Of course I’ll do it. Do what you have to do.”
My best buddy: “Thanks, Jack. You’re really bailing me out.”
Me: “No prob, dude. It’s gonna be $500 though.”
My best buddy: “Serious?”
Me: “Dead”
My best buddy: “Whatever dude”
Me: “Anytime, buddy!”
So he lays the whole thing out and I head upstairs to shoot this “MILF” as he called her. This Milf was an ancient street whore. She is wearing a silly wig to hide her whore identity. Apparently she is planning a run for congress at some point. Dumb Whore. This fucking skank was so brutally ugly I was worried about my camera lens cracking. What she lacked for in the looks department, she made up for in stupidity. I have no idea what the fuck my buddy was thinking about when he booked her. I think he must shoot for a site called OldSkanksInCostumes.Com.
Anyhow, here is a small clip of that horrible day. I wish I could forget it ever happened. Grab something to throw up in before you hit play.
which 900 number ad am i gonna miss her in as i’m fastforwarding the first 20 mins. of worthless video?
i guess porn companies thought the FBI warning label wasn’t eating up enough time.
“What the fuck is that? Did you get that in prison? Were you in jail? Did you actually pay someone to do that?”
Aww man.. that shit right there made me finally register so I could pay homage.
Nice work.
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