What was I thinking? I gave a whore a shot at stardom without having to take a cock in the seat and how am I repaid? With a lack of respect. I had a deadline for today’s whore report from gia jordan set for yesterday. Apparently deadline means “I’ll do it when I do it” in whore language. What a fucking disgrace. I woke up this morning after busting my ass yesterday hustling sluts and making deals and all I wanted was to be able to hit the “post” button and get on with my day. Instead I have to come on here and APOLOGIZE for trusting a whore to fulfill a commitment. What is she doing right now that is more important than sitting at the keyboard and sharing her whore perspective on the world around her? Things gia is probably doing right now instead of fulfilling her obligation:
A) Sleeping til noon. Noon is the whore’s version of 7AM.
B) Yelling at her pussy “Go make me some money!”
C) Drinking. To forget. To numb. Sweet sweet avoidance.
D) SHOPPING!
I’m absolutely sickened by this. SICKENED! I should have known better. Oh well. Fuck it. I have some whores to go round up for things they are good at. Swallowing cock.
how many brain cells are you working with?
this is a fucking WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE. not a german sheperd. not a parachute. not a CPA…
do you not understand how whores have already ruined the work environment?
do you not understand how whores have ruined the whole institution of marriage?
do you not understand how whores have ruined the freedoms of men in america?
and what… you thought this whore was different?… you thought this whore would somehow be able to handle a responsibility that didn’t involve ingesting DNA fluid? whores have trouble remembering to brush their teeth (which is even more amazing considering there aren’t any reminders on toothbrushes)
there’s a reason why porn is made by gathering STUPID WHORES and not brain surgeons and rocket scientists.
the next time you wanna give a whore a responsibility, make it something manageable… like breathing.
Your report card today:
“E” for Effort.
“HAHAHAHA” *backhand* for Naive Douchebag