YAY!I DID IT! I MADE ANOTHER MOVIE! YAY!

This is how I expect a typical day at Hustler Video to go:

Will Ryder: “Hey Boss! I have a terrible idea!”

Boss: “What is it, Will? This better be bad!”

Will Ryder: “Don’t worry boss! It’s fucking dreadful. I dare anyone to come up with something as unoriginal and inane as this!”

Boss: “Say no more! You know where I keep the checkbook. Make it happen!”

And that’s how pieces of shit like “This ain’t Partidge Family XXX” get made. What a bunch of talentless fucking retards. The only people more idiotic than the fuckwads that made this shit are the mouth breathing dumbasses that BUY this garbage. More on them later. For the moment I want to discuss the real cultural criminals here. The jackasses that make this shit.

Will Ryder, who you may know from his previous video excrement “Not The Bradys XXX” and “Not Bewitched”. He’ll also be coasting through the upcoming masterpiece of shit “This ain’t The Munsters”. Ryder, apparently unable to come up with a single original thought, seems to have found his niche. Making XXX versions of shitty TV shows must be incredibly fulfilling. Not only does he shamelessly make these videos, he does it horribly, as well. Take for instance his latest boner suppressing video “This Ain’t The Partidge Family”, He cast the talentless neanderthal Nick Manning as Keith Partidge. Yes, you read that correctly. The muscleheaded Fabio wannabe was cast in the same role that teen idol David Cassidy played in the original. How the fuck does this happen? What was the criteria? I have to imagine that the casting notice read “I’m shooting a terrible remake of a terrible show. Whoever shows up first and puts a costume on gets the role of their choice!” Absolutely disgraceful.

Now, onto the viewers of this garbage. Please tell me what the appeal is. This has got to be porn that appeals to people that hate sex. There is nothing remotely erotic about one of The Munsters fucking?. Do you jack off to this shit? Do you watch it for the entertainment value? Do you watch it with your wife so that she won’t want to fuck you, allowing you to go online and solicit cyber sex from teenage boys? Why do you buy this shit? ANSWER ME! I blame you fucking losers for this. If you refuse to buy this shit, they would stop making it. YOU ARE RUINING PORN! You cannot tell the difference between good and bad. You probably think dining out is a trip through the drive-thru at McDonalds. If you bought one of these DVDs, be assured that I fucking hate you.

More on this horrible abortion of a video and my brief comment here on AVN.Com

Disgustedly,

Jack