On Saturday night, US swimmer Michael Phelps won his 8th Gold medal of the 2008 Olympics. To this I say “Who gives a flying fuck?” You swim fast. Good for you. That might be a more meaningful skill if we lived in Atlantis but we don’t. I have more respect for competitive walkers than I have for your Aquaman wannabe ass. I think being a swimmer automatically makes you a pussy too. I’d love to see some broad on the women’s volleyball team kick the bag out of you.
Maybe now that you have a little money, you can get that fucked up grill of yours fixed. It doesn’t look like you have 2 chicklets in your stupid head that face in the same direction. Your mouth makes me ashamed to be American. People all over the world are going to think we don’t care about dental hygiene. Why didn’t your parents get you braces when you were a kid? Did they blow all the dental money on plastic surgery to get your Mom to look exactly like Rosanne Barr circa 1989? Maybe your teeth got all fucked up when you were an adult. Perhaps from the unrelenting pounding of cock after cock slamming their way through your ferret-like lips. I’m disgusted with the whole Phelps clan. They can seriously go fuck off.
Jack
This is your only dumb post so far on the site.
If youre going to rip on him, why dont you make fun of swimming in general rather than Phelps.
You dont see Kobe winning 25 golds for best dunker, best passer, best dribbler, etc….Which is basically what swimming is… Butterfly, freestyle, medly, etc…
he gets a ton of golds for basically doing the same thing over and over.
I take strong exception that your comment. There are TONS of other dumb posts on here!
Can’t I hate Phelps AND swimming? I agree that swimming is totally overdone at the Olympics. For fucks sake, I could have won 2 or 3 Gold medals with all the friggen events! AND I’m not a very good swimmer. If those douchebags want to impress me, throw a fucking shark or two in the pool.
Re: Kobe- Supreme douchebag. How the fuck did he become an Olympian?
Alleged Rapist - check
Terrible teammate - check
Egomaniac - check
Yeah we need this tool representing America in the games. We haven’t looked like big enough douchebags lately.
Jack,
Im actually shocked you took the Kobe is a rapist route.
I would have bet my life you wouldve sided with me on the: “she is a dumb whore looking st get a decent payday” route.
Cmon, you may think Kobe is a douche, but hes big time and he pulls really hot ass. Theres no way he needs to rape some dumb whore. I guarantee she was more than willing and then thought after that she could snag a few million off him.
Taberski,
Just becase she’s a gold digging cunt doesn’t mean he can’t be a rapist douchebag. It wouldn’t suprise me at all if she was out for a pay day and everything went batshit on her. I will say this,there is absolutely no doubt that Bryant is the poster child for spoiled douchebag athletes with entitlement issues. He has undermined coaches, teammates,and his his bosses. This fucking douche has been told how the rules don’t apply to him since he was in Junior high. Fuck him. Again, even if that whore is a gold digger, it doesn’t mean he isn’t a douche.