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Hey did everyone see that Ginger Lynn made another comeback. I saw a few clips and I think I’d rather get cancer than see them again. I had been wondering what Ginger was up to during her her haitus from porn. Now I know. Snacking.  I’m just horrified at this turn of events. If I spent any more time jerking off to her when I was a teenager she would have had to take out a restraining order against me.  From the looks of it now, all the health clubs in LA have taken restraining orders out against her. Evidently she is still allowed in Taco Bell though. I will say this though: She may have gotten fat but she also got kinda beat looking. She used to have this cute naughty innocence about her. Now she has just looks like she hasn’t slept in a month. I think she left her make-up case back in 1986.

All of these porn whores from the 80’s making comebacks is just absurd. I think the porn industry needs a commisioner. Someone to stand up for the industry and not let women that resemble The Michelin Man get dicked on camera. IT’S NOT GOOD FOR ANYONE! What if a teenager stumbles across it? What if they think that’s what all women look like naked? That could lead to the end of civilization as we know it! Stop old fatties from making porn! The world as we know it DEPENDS ON IT!