What a fucking day yesterday was. it started off with a long morning meeting with some douchebag that wasted my time with his stupid adult project that will never work. He knew nothing about porn, nothing about business and had no fucking money. Not only that, but he BEGS ME to come to this retarded meeting (which I only did because he is a friend of a good friend of mine) and then gets defensive when I explain that he is just a broke idiot with no vision. He didn’t have an original idea in almost 2 fucking hours. It  so bad that I got up from the table right in the middle of one of his idiotic statements and just fucking left. I really hope that he went right home after the meeting and sliced his wrists. Although I’m not sure he would be able to figure out how to do it without someone showing him.
I head to the gym and have a great workout, finishing up with some relaxing yoga. I’ve had trouble getting relaxed lately and this really did the trick. I felt great after that. It didn’t last for long. I fucked around at home, shot the shit with some friends and then had to go to another meeting. This one was a bit more positive and thankfully didn’t last that long, which was good because I was meeting some people for drinks later. Here is where my relaxation goes to shit. I stop off at this small coffeehouse to get a coffee. I order a large coffee. The douchecunt at the counter is busy talking to her filthy dreadlocked fat fake-vegetarian faux lesbian friend while making up my coffee. I’m watching her pour the shit and she runs out of coffee about halfway through my cup. The cunt then takes my cup over to the HOT WATER dispenser they have for tea and finishes filling my cup up with fucking hot water. I almost shit. She hands me the cup and says “$2.10.” I take the cup from her and take the lid off and dump it on the counter. That was the first thing that got her to stop yapping to her monster of a friend for 2 seconds. She just stared at me in shock. I held her stare for a second and then said “That’s for being a dumb fuck that isn’t even capable of taking pride in the simple task of making fucking coffee. You work in a fucking COFFEESHOP! I don’t want a half cup of water in my coffee, IDIOT! If you can’t do this right, what the fuck is your future looking like?” Surprisingly, this whore apologized and made me a cup of coffee and didn’t charge me. I was still bullshit but I think I performed a public service.
After that I went out and got fucked up. I needed to blow off some steam.
Jack